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Motorcycle Talk => Motorcycle Talk => Topic started by: GKBuzz on September 18, 2007, 06:07:36 PM

Title: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: GKBuzz on September 18, 2007, 06:07:36 PM
I don't think that our original spiderchick is in jeopardy, but, a certain "starter" swallowed a spider Sat night while walking to her Cadilac. She made her big mistake by returning to the camp fire and telling a certain announcer about it. She really didn't think that that announcer would let that alone for long, did she? Phil Saberna said the poem has changed to "The itsy bitsy spider wend down inside her"! No meatball flags next year! Instead, you'll be captured by a hand thrown web from the bridge and then dragged off the track! :boink:
   Had a great season in 07 and hope to see many of you in Daytona!
                                   Grant
Title: Re: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: barb_arah on September 18, 2007, 06:30:51 PM
The strangest thing about that certain starter is that she doesn't have to use a spinning wheel anymore to spin thread together.  I think I even seen her climbing up the outside of the tower before I left on Sunday.
Title: Re: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: spyderchick on September 19, 2007, 09:06:22 AM
My dad used to sing me a song about a woman just like her:

I knew a lady who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
perhaps she'll die...

I knew a lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and wriggled and giggled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
perhaps she'll die...

The lady followed up by swallowing a cat to catch the spider, a dog to catch the cat, and a horse to catch the dog. She eventually dies.

However, I do not recommend that course of treatment.
:biggrin:
Title: Re: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: eightonezero on September 19, 2007, 03:22:17 PM
Wow Alexa, I haven't used drugs in years, but after reading that I felt like I was on them again   :wtf:  :biggrin:
Title: Re: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: barb_arah on September 19, 2007, 06:03:24 PM
Quote from: eightonezero on September 19, 2007, 03:22:17 PM
Wow Alexa, I haven't used drugs in years, but after reading that I felt like I was on them again   :wtf:  :biggrin:
What?!! You've never heard that one before?  Geesh.
Title: Re: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: spyderchick on September 19, 2007, 06:40:50 PM
Quote from: eightonezero on September 19, 2007, 03:22:17 PM
Wow Alexa, I haven't used drugs in years, but after reading that I felt like I was on them again   :wtf:  :biggrin:

It was my dad that must have been doing the drugs. I did grow up in the 60's and 70s!
Title: Re: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: barb_arah on September 28, 2007, 05:45:02 PM
So, Grant, do we present the "Head Smucker" with a jar of Smuckers jelly, or a can of silly string at the banquet?
Title: Re: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: GKBuzz on September 28, 2007, 09:25:57 PM
Quote from: barb_arah on September 28, 2007, 05:45:02 PM
So, Grant, do we present the "Head Smucker" with a jar of Smuckers jelly, or a can of silly string at the banquet?

                                      BOTH!!! :thumb:
Title: Re: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: barb_arah on September 29, 2007, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: GKBuzz on September 28, 2007, 09:25:57 PM


                                      BOTH!!! :thumb:

That would be funny!  I hope to remember to do that!
Title: Re: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: dylanfan53 on September 30, 2007, 09:40:45 AM
Yikes,  every time I read the subject line of this post I think, "Ooh, Alexa's going to have a baby....?"  :err:

Title: Re: A NEW Spiderlady?
Post by: barb_arah on October 11, 2007, 05:53:57 PM
Anyone else suffering from race withdrawals already?  This is going to be a very very long off season.