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Title: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Burt Munro on August 27, 2007, 05:54:29 PM
The South Carolina Department of Secondary Education must be feeling pretty proud after this weekend's competition.  :thumb:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: tstruyk on August 27, 2007, 06:06:26 PM
that was so hot...

they knock the dicks off the dumb one's dont they...  :ahhh:
















ladies I'm teasing. 
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Marsolais on August 27, 2007, 06:12:12 PM
Holy sheet. Are you friggen kidding me. My brain hurts. Not my head but my actual brain!
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: funsizeracing on August 27, 2007, 06:18:23 PM
She should use some of my fancy pink duc tape on her mouth! 
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: backMARKr on August 27, 2007, 06:19:34 PM
WOW!....that just hurt...like watching a bad car wreck! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: TheHiriser on August 27, 2007, 07:07:07 PM
We need to make sure she isn't ever allowed to breed.

EVER!!!
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: LilJayRR on August 27, 2007, 07:14:54 PM
Quote from: TheHiriser on August 27, 2007, 07:07:07 PM
We need to make sure she isn't ever allowed to breed.

I volunteer for the vasectomy and will take one for the team on this one!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: TheHiriser on August 27, 2007, 07:21:00 PM
She's all yours, you might have to constantly remind her to breath though.
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: ZXYBCH on August 27, 2007, 07:22:27 PM
Oh.
MY.
GOD.

Is she even speaking English? I have NO idea what the ^%#$@ she just said.

I weep for the future.
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Marsolais on August 27, 2007, 08:49:43 PM
And ya know what is real funny. That dumbass finished fourth!
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: BrianC636 on August 27, 2007, 08:55:19 PM
did she say something?

All I got was.....your hot.....do you want my number?


Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Burt Munro on August 27, 2007, 08:57:44 PM
You had to know this was coming.........  eBay auction item. :thumb:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230165736751
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: TheHiriser on August 27, 2007, 09:04:37 PM
Quote from: Burt Munro on August 27, 2007, 08:57:44 PM
You had to know this was coming.........  eBay auction item. :thumb:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230165736751

:lmao:
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Marsolais on August 27, 2007, 09:17:05 PM
Fourth dam it. That means she beat 47 other teens. That is if there was a teen for Washington DC. Come on WTF!
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: dylanfan53 on August 27, 2007, 09:33:44 PM
Could be worse...she could be dumb AND ugly.  :rollseyes:
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: stickboy274 on August 27, 2007, 09:34:58 PM
As a native South Carolinian, I am not feeling very proud of my state at this moment
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: TheHiriser on August 27, 2007, 09:39:15 PM
Quote from: dylanfan53 on August 27, 2007, 09:33:44 PM
Could be worse...she could be dumb AND ugly.  :rollseyes:

For me dumb = ugly.

I like challenges.  Wouldn't be much fun being able to win EVERY argument.

Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Marsolais on August 27, 2007, 09:43:51 PM
Quote from: dylanfan53 on August 27, 2007, 09:33:44 PM
Could be worse...she could be dumb AND ugly.  :rollseyes:

NO that would be better. This way no guy would want to do her and she wouldn't tarnish the rest of the USASIAAFRICA!
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: funsizeracing on August 27, 2007, 10:25:46 PM
Quote from: LilJayRR on August 27, 2007, 07:14:54 PM
I volunteer for the vasectomy and will take one for the team on this one!  :biggrin:

Would you like to borrow some of my duc tape??? 

Wait, someone gave me a smite since the duc tape post, who the hell smites me for that??? She's an idiot! :preachon: WTF does Iraq and South Africa have to do with American citizens locating the United States on a map???   The reason they can't locate it is because they have idiots like her for role models!!!   Ok, I'm done.  Sorry but pretty girls with tiny brains.....gggrrrr......


**Edit** And someone gave me another one! :thumb:  Whoever you are, trust me, you are putting waaayy to much effort into not liking me.
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: LilJayRR on August 28, 2007, 09:19:37 AM
Quote from: funsizeracing on August 27, 2007, 10:25:46 PM
Would you like to borrow some of my duc tape??? 

Hell yeah! I can always use more duc tape. If you have some zip ties I could use them too.. You know they say if you cant fix it with duc tap/zip ties, your not using enough..  :biggrin:


Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: funsizeracing on August 28, 2007, 09:31:11 AM
Quote from: LilJayRR on August 28, 2007, 09:19:37 AM
Hell yeah! I can always use more duc tape. If you have some zip ties I could use them too.. You know they say if you cant fix it with duc tap/zip ties, your not using enough..  :biggrin:




LOL! :lmao:
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Jack_Brock on August 28, 2007, 10:17:22 AM
She was on the Morning show and said it was like an out of body experience :biggrin:
She did a fair job at laughing at herself and seemed a little brighter than what the contest video showed.

Becca-I added an applaud to help your rating.  I've only got a few smites, and it seems like Probst is on everytime one shows up :biggrin:
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: ZXYBCH on August 28, 2007, 05:22:38 PM
Quote from: Jack_Brock on August 28, 2007, 10:17:22 AM
Becca-I added an applaud to help your rating.  I've only got a few smites, and it seems like Probst is on everytime one shows up :biggrin:
Becca, I added one cuz yer a chick on a bike! Someday, I'll get on a track.....
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: George_Linhart on August 28, 2007, 06:03:36 PM
Quote from: Jack_Brock on August 28, 2007, 10:17:22 AM
Becca-I added an applaud to help your rating.  I've only got a few smites, and it seems like Probst is on everytime one shows up :biggrin:

Wow - you too?  I noticed the exact same trend on my karma points but thought I was being paranoid.

George
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: stickboy274 on August 28, 2007, 09:52:43 PM
Well, it seems it just gets better. She is from a town about 20 miles from me. That means someday she may serve me a burger at a fast food joint.
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Marsolais on August 28, 2007, 10:25:04 PM
Quote from: stickboy274 on August 28, 2007, 09:52:43 PM
Well, it seems it just gets better. She is from a town about 20 miles from me. That means someday she may serve me a burger at a fast food joint.

The way things are going she might go into politics and end up the first woman president.
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Woofentino Pugrossi on August 29, 2007, 01:43:35 AM
Sad thing is, ALOT of high school students (and even college ones) cant even name the capitals of the states or which ocean is on which side of the US.
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Burt Munro on August 29, 2007, 02:06:18 AM
Sad thing is, A LOT of crash truck drivers (and even college educated ones) cant even spell A LOT correctly.  They try to spell it ALOT.
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: Woofentino Pugrossi on August 29, 2007, 02:58:47 AM
And you people cant spell colour correctly either. :biggrin:


Wait until you see how I type 'the' when I'm in a hurry. :lmao:
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: ZXYBCH on October 02, 2007, 07:54:17 PM
Did y'all see this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQc6oBCuDXk
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: spyderchick on October 03, 2007, 10:08:24 AM
when i uhm sawered that... I uhhhm wanted to watch it... but uhm, i sawered that it was good to watch, and thought that uhm... watching that would make the peeples who sawered it proud to be americans in iraq!
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: unforgivenracing on October 17, 2007, 08:31:47 PM
WOW, The next Governor of S. Carolina, hea...
Title: Re: Miss Teen USA - South Carolina
Post by: cyclecop on October 20, 2007, 01:45:38 AM
blah blah blah blah blah-is that what she said?