...when she's pissed off at two teenage boys. I gotta get out of here tonight!!! Run!!!!!
:ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh:
As long as she's not pissed at you doesn't this qualify as entertainment?
Quote from: Hawk on August 08, 2007, 08:10:15 PM
As long as she's not pissed at you doesn't this qualify as entertainment?
She's mad at two boys. Assuming he has a penis, he'd better get the hell outta there.
Got that right!
I'm no good at staying neutral and I'll step in it for sure before the night's over...I've been through this a few times.
It's going to be wack-a-mole around here tonight. Gotta duck just right... :spank:
It doesn't matter what a wife is pissed at. Unless you can be pissed at it MORE and show her up, she'll kill you in the process... Best advice is the path you've chosen. RUN like your ass is on fire!
SOOoooooo Don.....did the boys survive the night?......did you????
Don??? um....Don?
(crickets chirp)
It's 90 degrees outside, but there's a cold breeze flowing through this house and it isn't the air conditioning.
I don't know why I have to be in the doghouse because they're acting like...like...well, teenage boys...but it's just one of those little marital mysteries that I signed up for without knowing it.
Best to just keep my mouth shut for a few days until it's safe to come out.
:banghead: :banghead:
Damn Don, take the dress off and put some pants on. :lmao:
Go in the house, tell her whos the boss and to get you a beer.
When you wake up in the hospital, we'll all send cards to ya. :biggrin: :ahhh:
Quote from: dylanfan53 on August 09, 2007, 09:17:15 PM
...it's just one of those little marital mysteries that I signed up for without knowing it.
:banghead: :banghead:
An incomplete contract is grounds for dismissal of all contractual obligations.
Dude, you've got a case. I'd run with it.
Bring her flowers tomorrow, make the boys sign the card. Seriously.
Good luck and watch for low flying housewares.
You guys are funny.
Hmmm, I wonder if the flowers and card thing would work. It might be worth a try but I'd have to convince the stubborn teen know-it-alls to bend. They're as stubborn as their Mom. (Nothing to do with me, of course.)
One option that you may want to take a pass on.......
'Man living in car since '00 upsets city'
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070810/ap_on_fe_st/odd_living_in_car;_ylt=AiEcV2fDyMlkha_sNa2_YkKhOrgF
PITTSBURG, Kan. - Steve Graham might not be in the doghouse over a dispute with his wife, but as far as his neighbors are concerned, he's not far from it. For the past seven years, Graham, 55, has been living in his car parked in the backyard of a house he and his wife, La Donna Graham, own.
Graham said the two have "been having troubles" since 1999 and that he's been out of the house since about 2000. His wife still lives in the home.
But his neighbors, who say Graham plays loud music, often spouts obsenity-laced tirades and uses his yard as a toilet, aren't amused. They have asked the city to prohibit such living arrangements.
Kenny and Cathy Waring live in property adjoining Graham's, near a park and across the street from Lakeside Elementary School.
"Every day he's out there. He never goes into the house," Kenny Waring said. "He sleeps out there, he eats out there, he watches TV, he plays guitar. ... Everything that you do in your house, he does out there."
Graham acknowledged that he watches TV, listens to music and sometimes sleeps in his blue, 1989 Buick Century. The car is parked on a concrete slab, mostly covered by a large, blue tarp that is secured with bricks and cinder blocks.
An extension cord from the house to the car provides power for a 13-inch TV, an oscillating fan and a radio.
"I get better reception there than I do in there," he said, pointing at the house. "I listen to Rush (Limbaugh) every day, just about."