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Motorcycle Talk => Motorcycle Talk => Topic started by: spyderchick on December 06, 2006, 09:18:03 AM

Title: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: spyderchick on December 06, 2006, 09:18:03 AM
Click here (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/lunatics/) to see what kind of crazy wacko you were in a past life.

Apparently I was the only emperor of the United States. :biggrin:

This is going to be a looooong off-season...
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: Super Dave on December 06, 2006, 03:52:49 PM
Self installed pope here...when I killed the former pope.
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: Woofentino Pugrossi on December 06, 2006, 05:57:50 PM
Nicola Tesla, inventor of the Tesla Coil! :lmao:


OK but what about this life?:biggrin: I was walking around work all day doing a Goofy impersonations.
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on December 06, 2006, 07:48:04 PM
Quote from: spyderchick on December 06, 2006, 09:18:03 AM
Apparently I was the only emperor of the United States. :biggrin:

Um, excuse me?  What part of ONLY don't you understand, wench?
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: loc_dogg on December 06, 2006, 08:56:23 PM
You are Charles VI of France, also known as Charles the Mad or Charles the Well-Beloved!
WHO!?!?!?  :err: Damn frogs!
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: Court Jester on December 06, 2006, 09:04:30 PM
damn it. i was a freaken froot loop. but still not far from the truth


You are Charles VI of France, also known as Charles the Mad or Charles the Well-Beloved!

A fine, amiable and dreamy young man, skilled in horsemanship and archery, you were also from a long line of dribbling madmen. King at 12 and quickly married to your sweetheart, Bavarian Princess Isabeau, you enjoyed many happy months together before either of you could speak anything of the other's language. However, after illness you became a tad unstable. When a raving lunatic ran up to your entourage spouting an incoherent prophecy of doom, you were unsettled enough to slaughter four of your best men when a page dropped a lance. Your hair and nails fell out. At a royal masquerade, you and your courtiers dressed as wild men, ending in tragedy when four of them accidentally caught fire and burned to death. You were saved by the timely intervention of the Duchess of Berry's underskirts.

This brought on another bout of sickness, which surgeons countered by drilling holes in your skull. The following months saw you suffer an exorcism, beg your friends to kill you, go into hyperactive fits of gaiety, run through your rooms to the point of exhaustion, hide from imaginary assassins, claim your name was Georges, deny that you were King and fail to recognise your family. You smashed furniture and wet yourself at regular intervals. Passing briefly into erratic genius, you believed yourself to be made of glass and demanded iron rods in your attire to prevent you breaking.

In 1405 you stopped bathing, shaving or changing your clothes. This went on until several men were hired to blacken their faces, hide, jump out and shout "boo!", upon which you resumed basic hygiene. Despite this, your wife continued sleeping with you until 1407, when she hired a young beauty, Odette de Champdivers, to take her place. Isabeau then consoled herself, as it were, with your brother. Her lovers followed thick and fast while you became a pawn of your court, until you had her latest beau strangled and drowned.

A severe fever was fended off with oranges and pomegranates in vast quantities, but you succumbed again in 1422 and died. Your disease was most likely hereditary. Unfortunately, you had anywhere up to eleven children, who variously went on to develop capriciousness, great cruelty, insecurity, paranoia, revulsion towards food and, in one case, a phobia of bridges.
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: Court Jester on December 06, 2006, 09:10:59 PM
OH MY F@(KING GOD!!!!!!!!!

i did the election test on there.

"Which Presidential Candidate Are You?
You're George W. Bush!"

How in the hell did that happen???


Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: spyderchick on December 07, 2006, 10:35:25 AM
I'm John Kerry.
















I'm sure you all hate me now.  :ass: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: EX_#76 on December 07, 2006, 03:55:26 PM
I am BATMAN!!!
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: spyderchick on December 07, 2006, 05:31:37 PM
Quote from: AM_#76 on December 07, 2006, 03:55:26 PM
I am BATMAN!!!


Great. Now you're going to want to get measured for the costume... :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: spyderchick on December 07, 2006, 05:34:19 PM
 :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh:<--------------I like those little guys.
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: weggieman on December 07, 2006, 11:03:07 PM
it will be a long off season only if you people keep putting useless crap like this on the forum................
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: Super Dave on December 08, 2006, 12:40:45 AM
gum
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: EX_#76 on December 14, 2006, 03:34:36 PM
Quote from: spyderchick on December 07, 2006, 05:31:37 PM

Great. Now you're going to want to get measured for the costume... :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh: :biggrin:


Wait a few more weeks then I can say  "I am a Potato Head"
Title: Re: Were you a nutjob in a past life?
Post by: spyderchick on December 14, 2006, 04:05:03 PM
Quote from: AM_#76 on December 14, 2006, 03:34:36 PM

Wait a few more weeks then I can say  "I am a Potato Head"

One can only hope and dream.