ok, so i was screwing around on myspace and came across this. really kind of upset me. have a read for yourself:
http://www.myspace.com/synthetik
(Edited out the redundant self agrandizing parts and besides would lead to coma if read in entirety)
"motorcyclists: dicks who enjoy the taste of asphalt and/or dick
not too long ago, i was enjoying a club sandwich.... so as i'm enjoying this bodacious sandwich.... i hear a sound so grating, so cacophonous, so painful..... i begin to feel a piece of my massive brain liquify..., it's as if a billy goat decided to mount me and insert his hairy goat dick into my ear and fuck my skull.
as i look out the window to see what mammoth piece of shit could produce a sound so repulsive, i see some blue-collar, middle-america, handle-bar-mustache-sporting, leather-ensemble-wearing, overweight, white trash sow piece of shit, whizzing by on a harley davidson. where's he going you ask? obviously he was going to buy himself some nice boots he could wear for his scheduled son-fucking session later that night. after all, when you're fucking your son, you want to look tip top.
if these dicks are legally allowed to make my ears bleed, then i should be legally empowered to remove their exhausts by colliding with them at high speeds in hopes that their bike will spin out, and their exhaust pipe ripped off. and if someones head gets decapitated... well..... thats just collateral damage... life goes on... for me.
as you can clearly see motorcyles are louder than the big bang, and your whore of a daughter.
in this world of ass-brained motorcyclists, one ingenue, one innovator, one visionary stepped forth and asked a question never before asked... thought a thought never before pondered: "how can i, a moron amongst morons, demonstrate to the world that im even stupider than they ever believed possible? how can i take the world's most unsafe vehicle and make it even more unsafe?" it was this genius who came up with the most asinine thought ever thought, the stupidest invention ever created: the helmet that doesn't protect the entire head.
this is the psychology of a true idiot. i got some news for these people. first off youre ugly; no one even wants to see your pock-marked, grimy, wind chapped, mutton chop sporting, yellow-toothed, slack-jawed leather face in the first place. second, if you're so proud of your piece of shit face why not protect it?
as far as i'm concerned though, these are the exact kind of people i want wearing these kinds of helmets. i'm fine with the lowest common denominator eradicating itself. besides, what do i care if this guy insists on fucking his face up... it was already fucked up to begin with. in fact, i recommend that every motorcyclist wear this helmet and go speeding through stop and go freeway traffic on a rainy night. that way there'll be no motorcyclists left to fucking interrupt me when I'M EATING A FUCKING CLUB SANDWICH."
Gotta lighten up Bobby. I found it well written humor... Do I support it? Do I agree with it? Well, I don't find it to be some serious piece of educational material. I find it a humorous rant.
Most rants these days are not well thought out and are written poorly. Not the case with this piece.
"first off youre ugly; no one even wants to see your pock-marked, grimy, wind chapped, mutton chop sporting, yellow-toothed, slack-jawed leather face in the first place."
That's some funny stuff right there man...
i kind of enjoyed reading it. and i half way agreed with him to a point. i hate harleys and why wear only half a helmet? can't say i really agree with the mind set though. but it was well written and got me to crack a smile here while working, which doesn't happen very often
I think every person has a right to their own opinion. In my opinion, Hunter Thompson's work is great, while others may disagree. However, to say this piece is "well written" is a bit of a stretch. It is rife with run on sentences, lack of capitalization, and questionable grammar and spelling. In addition, this guy seems to have some difficulty with punctuation.
It may be entertaining, but it is not well written.
Feel free to tear my response apart, but I am not claiming this is well written. :thumb:
Wow, dude needs a serious dose of Zen.
And maybe he should try eating something noisier, like Captain Crunch. :biggrin:
Quote from: gsracer on November 08, 2006, 10:06:50 AM
It may be entertaining, but it is not well written.
LOL... sorry, I base it on the garbage I read through several mailing lists and forums. In contrast, this could easily be termed well written.
However, in the grand scheme of things, you are correct...
No Worries, Jeff! It's just the teacher in me, occupational hazard. :biggrin:
i was thinking more of the wording used. my mother was an english major with a phd so i've had "well written" crammed down my throat. but i like the way he used his words.
The thing that I cannot understand is how come these guys with loud pipes do not get tickets from local law enforcement? I know if I take my big block Chevelle, whack the throttle open, and wind through a couple of gear there would probably be three officers waiting to give me several tickets. Yet I have watched the police at an intersection "Look the other way" when a Harley blasted off from an intersection setting off car alarms. What gives?!!!
Too bad he hasn't choked on that club sandwhich.
Quote from: AM_#76 on November 08, 2006, 01:49:44 PM
when a Harley blasted off from an intersection setting off car alarms.
My duc sets off car alarms and I thoroughly enjoy every minute of it!
That guy has issues. If ten seconds of ear-splitting noise could launch him into a tirade like that, what would have happened if the toast on his fucking club sandwich had been slightly burned?
i'm not disagreing that its not without humor. i just got all kinds of botherd by his comments of running people off the road and such
Yes, but even he stated that he had a huge brain that in turn must require a huge head and an even bigger helmet. I think his problem is that he truly wants to ride motorcycles but cant find a helmet to suit his gynormas cranium! :lmao: :lmao:
Quote from: loc_dogg on November 09, 2006, 10:28:57 PM
Yes, but even he stated that he had a huge brain that in turn must require a huge head and an even bigger helmet. I think his problem is that he truly wants to ride motorcycles but cant find a helmet to suit his gynormas cranium! :lmao: :lmao:
that has to be it!!!
He's a wannabe Maddox. He should be shot for jst trying to be like him.