I have a superstition, the only podium I've received in a year and a half of racing CCS was a weekend where Jeanne from registration really insulted me because I asked one stupid question (apparently I was the 10th in a row to do this), since then she has been nothing but pleasant and won't fight back with my taunts. I need some help. Some examples are....
1. Can I just use my AMB transponder, WERA lets us use them.
2. Do I really have to move my number from the left side of the fairing to the right side of the fairing for this track?
3. In WERA they grid by points, why don't you grid by points?
Please have fun with this..... also be creative
Heres a good one...
"Is this where I sign up for races?"
:biggrin:
Quote from: Woofentino Pugrossi on May 17, 2006, 04:11:17 PM
Heres a good one...
"Is this where I sign up for races?"
:biggrin:
Heres your Sign!!!!!!
My Dad raced cars for 20 years. Every damn time he regestered, when they asked for his license, he'd say, "You need a licence to do this?" For him at least, this joke never got old....
Quote from: K3 Chris Onwiler on May 17, 2006, 08:10:16 PM
My Dad raced cars for 20 years. Every damn time he regestered, when they asked for his license, he'd say, "You need a licence to do this?" For him at least, this joke never got old....
LOL!! I've never been asked to see my license or ID!!!?
"Do I have to pay now or after the race is over?" I am NOT kidding about this one!.......
Hey baby, can I have your number? :biggrin:
Its raining out, can I get a refund? :ahhh:
Quote from: G-reg on May 18, 2006, 11:40:59 AM
Its raining out, can I get a refund? :ahhh:
:lmao: :lmao:
I've heard that one a time or two..... Newbies.
:thumb:
Ok...so you're looking to get them upset. Say anything at all that you know will piss off a woman.
Put on a few pound lately?
Is that your real hair?
Did you have burritos for breakfast?
Yup, they'll get good and upset at you. (https://www.ccsforum.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clicksmilies.com%2Fs0105%2Faktion%2Faction-smiley-060.gif&hash=c0acc1ac815ab05148f18c15a5b59ad00bde739a)
Quote from: spyderchick on May 18, 2006, 11:48:54 AM
Ok...so you're looking to get them upset. Say anything at all that you know will piss off a woman.
Put on a few pound lately?
Is that your real hair?
Did you have burritos for breakfast?
Yup, they'll get good and upset at you. (https://www.ccsforum.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clicksmilies.com%2Fs0105%2Faktion%2Faction-smiley-060.gif&hash=c0acc1ac815ab05148f18c15a5b59ad00bde739a)
Not looking to be mean, just annoying. don't want her to hate me, just insult me. Keep them coming, I'm sure you all at some point in your life asked a question at tech or registration that got a chuckle or an eye roll.
Z
You didn't lose MY registration did you?
Hey, I faxed this over 2 months ago, why ain't I on pole?
(and this is the best one I've ACTUALLY heard)
I came out and they put up the 3 board and wouldn't let me out. I didn't race because you didn't let me so I want a refund!!!
Dave - Just bring her a big handful of certs and try to pay with them for post-reg*
*extra points if you handmake them out of red construction paper
what's wrong with that? (aside from the construction paper thing)... I use certs at post reg all the time...
$60.00 for the first entry? Now I won't have enough cash left to eat lunch! Gateway 2002 (who said it?)
If I crash my pit bike on the track at 3:00 am and nobody caught me, do I have to pay the $50 registration fee?
Quote from: RC423 on May 18, 2006, 10:43:26 PM
Dave - Just bring her a big handful of certs and try to pay with them for post-reg*
*extra points if you handmake them out of red construction paper
Ross, I really like yours especially now that you can only use certs through the mail. Unfortunately Jeanne read my post in the "summit point" thread where a few people complained that regestration was slow. I complained because they were too nice, Jeanne replied to my thread so I'm assuming she is reading this, if the material is really good, please PM me!!!!
During the April race event up at Loudon, I heard a guy ask if it mattered what color numbers he had on his bike. :err:
Heard another guy (who was in the same group) ask if his Track day tech from the day before was good enough for the races? :banghead:
Last year at a Thursday practice registration asked if he could get a partial refund if he crashed :rollseyes:
Most of the time I am half asleep in line so I don't hear much
Here it is ... ask her why your license doesn't have a hologram and why the back is plain.
Quote from: Jeff on May 18, 2006, 11:03:35 PM
what's wrong with that? (aside from the construction paper thing)... I use certs at post reg all the time...
You can't do that anymore Kevin! The old Certificates (under the old regime) are only good for pre-entry now.
Quote from: TrophyGal on May 24, 2006, 07:38:14 AM
You can't do that anymore Kevin! The old Certificates (under the old regime) are only good for pre-entry now.
...I told you that would have gotten to her
shows how well I read & follow directions... In my defense though, I haven't used certs for post-reg since last year under the CCE reign.
If I have Flat Slides, Cams and Overbore can I still race Supersport?
Quote from: TrophyGal on May 24, 2006, 07:38:14 AM
You can't do that anymore Kevin! The old Certificates (under the old regime) are only good for pre-entry now.
First off stop reading my material, now I need to think of fresh stuff to use Saturday. Oh and I'm pretty sure the reason he said to bring the certs is because Ross knows good and well that you can't use them, however, I could see someone being very annoying and protesting the pre-entry rule.