I was just wondering what CCS thought about Umbrella girls at races. I seem to remember a disturbing incident with an umbrella girl at Blackhawk last season. Anyway just wondered so that I could start taking applications if it is possible to have one...
Yes, most umbrella girls have been of the cross dressing variety...
At any rate, doesn't seem like there's enough time spent actually on the grid in a CCS race to make the trouble worthwile.
Sprint to the grid, hold umbrella for 10 seconds, sprint back over the wall...
Yeah, but it's nice to have somone pour cold water down the back of your neck during a 105 degree red flag pit stop... ;)
QuoteAnyway just wondered so that I could start taking applications if it is possible to have one...
Ok, fine.
I'll come out of retirement, and I'll be your umbrella girlie, girl.
I keep mine back in the RV for service before/after the race...
Nothing like lining up for the grid all comfy & ready for a nap...
Dave is the most versatile of Umbrella girls...he even brings his own gum :-X
No comment, but fresh breath always leaves a good first impression.
QuoteDave is the most versatile of Umbrella girls...he even brings his own gum :-X
That was funny. I don't know how, but I knew not to look!
;D
Rithium...
QuoteNo comment, but fresh breath always leaves a good first impression.
I got your fresh breath right here... 8) :o
Oh, is that where it went? I've been looking for my fresh breath all day!!
I've got gum.
the ole' "I've got some gum for you trick" After Dave did that for me, I had a sore sack for weeks showing all the yoopers "that trick" Classic!!!
Stumpy
LOL! Forgot about that one, actually. Dunno HOW (Must've blocked it out) but somehow I did. Now that I remember, I'll be laughing about it for the next few days! 8)
Hey Nate, did you get the 125 info that I emailed you?
Hey, thanks for the gum.
I know I'm too old to be an umbrella girl, and well...a tad out of shape, but what does it take to stop being a newbie?
50 posts. Almost there ;D
Hey thanks! I don't want to post just for the sake of posting...that could be annoying, but it's great to think I'm almost there! ;D
Super Dave, I think that you would make a sexy umbrella girl 8). I totally do not get the gum thing...someone explian?
;D ;D
Gum? Another time. I'll give some to Vic first... :-X
QuoteSuper Dave, I think that you would make a sexy umbrella girl 8). I totally do not get the gum thing...someone explian?
Trust me, you don't want to know. :o Did you tell Vic that I am going to be racing in his class next year? :)
Please. I still have nightmares from the Wegman, LOL!! ;)
Yeah Bill I told him. Right after I told him that I wanted a Ducati like yours. I'm way jealous. And I still do not know what it means but if it involves hitting somewhere special, remember I do want children with little highlighter colored fiddys runnin around :)
QuoteTrust me, you don't want to know. :o Did you tell Vic that I am going to be racing in his class next year? :)
I wonder if Thingy will miss that 60 hp at the rear wheel??
i did a race at moroso florida where a powersports shop brought umbrella girls and they stood witrh the front line of every race. luckily i registered early enough
Ok, do the female riders get an umbrella boy? Any of you guys willing to help? (https://www.ccsforum.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.image-upload.org%2Fuploads%2Fd07%2Ffeb%2FhpbNKh.gif&hash=8bb466a7911a54c2f7462923e04cdf8b2be58339)
Hey how about an umbrella boy for the corner workers, like when it rains or hot and sunny.
Oh yea, I can picture it now...
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Fetching my water and feeding me lunch too!! ;D
I think that if you're nominated Worker of the Year, it should come with an umbrella boy. Yeah...you gotta get one of those!!! Hey! Bill...Claudia...
Yea, and he would be my Corner B*tch LOL!!!
Give that girl an umbrella on SusyQ post! She is dancing around and looks to have plenty-o-energy ;D
Did I just type that out loud???
QuoteHey how about an umbrella boy for the corner workers, like when it rains or hot and sunny.
Please, Please can I have one? LOL! ;D
You deserve one before anyone else! Your choice.
Where's my choices? Need pictures. ;D