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Title: My bleeding hands....
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on January 22, 2006, 11:03:29 AM
This confession may sound strange coming from a writer with a published novel, but I don't know how to type. :-[  I'm pretty quick with two fingers, but I have to stare at the keyboard as I peck to hit the right letters.  What I need is more words per minute, so I figured that it was high time I learned to type like normal people do.
I've always failed miserably at typing before. It really makes my arms and hands hurt,  This time my wife bought me a special keyboard that is curved instead of straight.  The good thing is that this new keyboard alieves all pain when I practice normal typing.  The bad part is that I can't 2-finger type for sh1t on this new keyboard!
So right now I'm really up the creek.  I can hardly communicate on this stupid thing, and it's not going to get any better until I learn how to type for real.  So far after 30 hours of practice, I've learned about half the keys, but it isn't at all easy.  There's a reason they teach kids to type while their young brains can still learn new tricks!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
I'm effin frustrated! >:(
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: Team-G on January 22, 2006, 11:29:43 AM
I took typing the summer between high school & college; thought it would be a great way to meet girls.  I don't know where that dumb idea came from; an 18 yr old dude in a room full of mid-life crisis soap opera watching man haters....but I learned how to type

...qwerty...

Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: Gixxerblade on January 22, 2006, 02:58:26 PM
http://www.goodtyping.com/
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: Woofentino Pugrossi on January 22, 2006, 03:12:40 PM
How about gettign one of those voice things which you just talk into a mic and the computer does the typing. ;D
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: Mongo on January 23, 2006, 05:26:44 AM
Chris - I've heard good things about a program that helps teach you - Mavis Brown or something like that.  I'm at best a decent 4-6 finger typist but really would love to learn too (sad seeing as how I did pass typing in HS).  









(edited for typing errors  ::)  )
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: grasshopper on January 23, 2006, 06:10:38 AM
A S D F   J K L ;

Come on Chris! Just like riding a motorcycle.
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: TommyG on January 23, 2006, 06:37:52 AM
QuoteA S D F   J K L ;

Come on Chris! Just like riding a motorcycle.

Exactly! He`s doing that now! That`s the problem! JK lol! ;D
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: mike_rbm on January 23, 2006, 07:09:55 AM
Read, enjoy and educate! Welcome to 2006 too!

I am seriously getting one soon!!!!!!
http://www.newstandardkeyboards.com/
(https://www.ccsforum.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.thomasnesges.de%2Fuploads%2Fnsk.jpg&hash=c134a6e1e60114195560e23af9c08cc77cc1cc4e)
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: CRAZYBOB on January 23, 2006, 02:59:38 PM
Remember your home keys!

asdf jkl;
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: Snarky on January 23, 2006, 04:58:33 PM
"Mavis Bacon Teaches Typing".

Or do it like I did - put your fingers on "home row" and tape a piece of paper over 'em.  Keeps ya from cheatin'. ;)
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on January 23, 2006, 05:12:01 PM
Quote"Mavis Bacon Teaches Typing".

That is the program I'm using.  I hate Mavis.  She secretly laughs at me, I can tell....
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: chris_chops on January 23, 2006, 05:29:10 PM
QuoteThis confession may sound strange coming from a writer with a published novel, but I don't know how to type. :-[  I'm pretty quick with two fingers, but I have to stare at the keyboard as I peck to hit the right letters.  What I need is more words per minute, so I figured that it was high time I learned to type like normal people do.
I've always failed miserably at typing before. It really makes my arms and hands hurt,  This time my wife bought me a special keyboard that is curved instead of straight.  The good thing is that this new keyboard alieves all pain when I practice normal typing.  The bad part is that I can't 2-finger type for sh1t on this new keyboard!
So right now I'm really up the creek.  I can hardly communicate on this stupid thing, and it's not going to get any better until I learn how to type for real.  So far after 30 hours of practice, I've learned about half the keys, but it isn't at all easy.  There's a reason they teach kids to type while their young brains can still learn new tricks!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
I'm effin frustrated! >:(
So, how long did it take you to type this?
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on January 23, 2006, 05:41:01 PM
Probably 10 minutes with two fingers.
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: Snarky on January 23, 2006, 05:45:16 PM
Mavis is a wicked mistress! :o
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: chris_chops on January 23, 2006, 06:01:15 PM
QuoteProbably 10 minutes with two fingers.
Oh my God!!!!!!!!!! :o
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on January 24, 2006, 02:22:04 AM
Yeah.  Gotta do something.  Can you believe I wrote a whole novel like that?
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: Mongo on January 24, 2006, 04:31:47 AM
QuoteMavis is a wicked mistress! :o


Hmmmm, I think I might like Mavis... :D
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: HAWK on January 24, 2006, 11:53:48 AM
Hey Chris,

This may not be the best time to ask but when did you say book 2 would be done? ;D ;D
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: HAWK on January 24, 2006, 11:56:03 AM
Hang in there buddy, I predict you will beat me at typing before I beat you at racing.

 ;D
Title: Re: My bleeding hands....
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on January 24, 2006, 01:40:27 PM
Nah.  You're already a better racer than I am a typer!