Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar just before 10 PM. He
sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge
of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Homer
said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet
he won't." Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset but handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money." Homer replied, "Nah, I can't take
your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news, so I knew he was going
to jump."
The blonde replied, "I saw it earlier too, but I never dreamed he'd do
it again."
Homer decided to take the money.
;D ;D ;D