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Title: The onion predicts the future again
Post by: Jeff on September 14, 2005, 05:45:39 PM
This is too good to be true...

(onion link has strong language & questionable banner ads)

2/18/04:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

Today:
http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/index.htm
Title: Re: The onion predicts the future again
Post by: spyderchick on September 14, 2005, 07:11:26 PM
Fiction=Reality. Too f***ing funny.  ;D
Title: Re: The onion predicts the future again
Post by: cardzilla on September 14, 2005, 07:47:03 PM
I laughed so hard at the first story I think I burst a vein in my eye  ;D

Too funny, life imitating art once again.
Title: Re: The onion predicts the future again
Post by: Suzy on September 14, 2005, 09:07:49 PM
LOL, LOL, how halirious.   ;D  Yea, you know how much a woman has to shave.  ???  We shave 90% of our body compared to your 10% of what you men shave.  Didn't you hear at Blackhawk how I did not know I was on open mic and talked about the Intuition Razor blades.  They are the quickest in the showers at BHF. you know what I mean. :D
Title: Re: The onion predicts the future again
Post by: mdr14 on September 15, 2005, 07:19:50 AM
Kufalk, every once in a while you post something worth reading... that was too freaking funny.
Title: Re: The onion predicts the future again
Post by: Jeff on September 15, 2005, 07:43:02 AM
QuoteKufalk, every once in a while you post something worth reading... that was too freaking funny.

LOL.  Thanks Matt!  I see you finally climbed out from under that pile of bikes eh?  Shoot me an email or give me a call.  Let me know how business is going for you.  :)
Title: Re: The onion predicts the future again
Post by: TommyG on September 15, 2005, 08:31:17 AM
Wonder why Jeff is so interested in razors...? ;D Hey look everyone, that smiley face is bald like Jeff!
Hey Jeff! Gillette or Schick?? ;D
Title: Re: The onion predicts the future again
Post by: Jeff on September 15, 2005, 08:47:21 AM
Gillette Mach 3.  It's the only razor that won't clog up when shaving my bean...  I haven't tried the 4 blade model & doubt I'll go to the 5 blader.  Too damned expensive at 3!
Title: Re: The onion predicts the future again
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on September 16, 2005, 03:03:25 AM
That was awesome!  America!  F@#K YEAH!