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Title: These old bones
Post by: Team-G on August 30, 2005, 09:33:39 AM
There's gotta be a less painful way to get off...

How about a little aeronautical engineering assistance...track suits with compressed helium cartridges that inflate bags like the lunar lander after a differential altimeter senses being tossed off the bike?  Then we'd just bounce across the horizon like a beach ball while the bike disintegrates itself.  So what if it costs a few million $$'s; still less than one trip to the doctor.

Or maybe I'm just too old and frail..  :-/
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: tzracer on August 30, 2005, 12:06:55 PM
Actually, making a suit that fills with a gas and causes you to bounce will exert higher forces on your body (can be twice the magnitude). That is why the air fences collapse when you hit them (not to prevent you from bouncing back onto the track).

So in a air filled suit you could suffer fatal injuries to your internal organs and yet you never strike a solid object (your body, not the suit).
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Stinger562 on August 30, 2005, 12:21:07 PM
There is a product that I saw on TV a couple of years ago that was like that.  Not Quite an all out bubble boy set up, but a vest with a line attached to the bike (like a jet ski key)  that  inflated the vest when you and the bike got seperated. Guess it didn't get too far, I haven't seen it since.

Why don't yoy just make some deployable wings so you can just glide away from a get off and land like a butterfly ;D  you could use them on the front straight Daytona for fun, glide down to main street. ;D
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Team-G on August 30, 2005, 01:37:20 PM
QuoteActually, making a suit that fills with a gas and causes you to bounce will exert higher forces on your body (can be twice the magnitude).

So in a air filled suit you could suffer fatal injuries to your internal organs and yet you never strike a solid object (your body, not the suit).

Just when I thought I had an original idea...

So the helium would cause us to float above the surface while the corner workers armed with pellet guns or sling shots (waving a 'lame duck' flag) could deflate the suits, and bring us safely back to the track surface,  just in time to get creamed by the second wave.  

See what Vicadin does with the imagination?
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Thingy on August 30, 2005, 01:58:17 PM
I thought that I was up in the air long enough for Dave to ride underneath me and the firemen to come out and hold out one of those suicide jumper catch contraptions to catch me.  That way, neither of us would have been hurt.

Maybe we could rig parachutes to our leathers and it could trigger like an ejection seat in a fighter plane.

PS - Percocet is even better for the imagination.  :P
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Team-G on August 30, 2005, 07:38:02 PM
QuoteI thought that I was up in the air long enough for Dave to ride underneath me...

I knew I should have ducked instead of trying the 'hi-five'......."Dude, nice dismount...."
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Ridgeway on August 30, 2005, 08:17:51 PM
Quotemaking a suit that fills with a gas

hehehe

Sometimes my suit fill with gas...

Damned BHF concession stand!
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Jeff on August 31, 2005, 05:12:29 AM
You just need bigger high-side's Bill...  that's all...
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on August 31, 2005, 06:42:53 PM
Thingy, Lonny was filling me in on your history with the last several Wegman weekends.  Listen, buddy....  The idea behind Wegman weekend is to DONATE money to help OTHER racers, not to see if you can GET SOME TO TAKE HOME WITH YOU!
 :o ;D :o ;D :o ;D :o ;D ;)
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: EX#996 on August 31, 2005, 07:02:47 PM
QuoteThingy, Lonny was filling me in on your history with the last several Wegman weekends.  Listen, buddy....  The idea behind Wegman weekend is to DONATE money to help OTHER racers, not to see if you can GET SOME TO TAKE HOME WITH YOU!
 :o ;D :o ;D :o ;D :o ;D ;)

Now that's just wrong!   >:(


... but damn funny.   ;D
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: PaulV on August 31, 2005, 07:09:41 PM
 :-/Posted by: Team-G Posted on: Aug 30th, 2005, 11:33am
There's gotta be a less painful way to get off...
 
Dude, are you sure your not doing it wrong?????? 8)
Get Well Soon Champ, even when there's nothing going on, shit happens......
Come on 2006!!!! ;)
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Team-G on September 01, 2005, 12:36:34 PM
QuoteDude, are you sure your not doing it wrong?????? 8)

Yeah, you got the better idea; let your boss ride your bike and total everything including your riding gear...betcha he feels like an a$$hole  :-X
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: gma on September 01, 2005, 01:01:28 PM
I remember seeing an ad - ONCE - for the gumby suit. Do you remember who endorsed it?

It wasn't a good idea for Brian's listed reasons as well as the fact that it was poorly marketed (was a "home-movie quality tv commercial), had no way to prevent unitentional deployment, wasn't fashionable and couldn't be re-used.

There is a suit in development, though that acts the same way that an airfence does. The only challenge is to get people to wear it. Any suggestions?

HW
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: PaulV on September 01, 2005, 09:10:12 PM
Actually,

the better idea is to not bin it at all! ;D

Yeah,
I like that one much better.

Paul
Polar-Optics
MW AM #292, Bike rebuilder, lens guy, crasher etc....
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Team-G on September 02, 2005, 06:27:12 AM
QuoteThere is a suit in development, though that acts the same way that an airfence does. The only challenge is to get people to wear it. Any suggestions?

HW

Are they looking for test market riders?  I'll wear one.
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: TommyG on September 02, 2005, 08:33:58 AM
Are they looking for test market riders?  I'll wear one.
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They would need someone who was going FAST when they fell,Dave. This my friend, rules you out!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Jeff on September 02, 2005, 08:49:49 AM
he makes up for it in mass hitting pavement.  :P
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Team-G on September 02, 2005, 02:47:25 PM
Quote.They would need someone who was going FAST when they fell,Dave. This my friend, rules you out!  ;D ;D ;D

Oh yeah?  Just for that, you don't get to see Jen naked.....

BTW...if you still wear your CCS weekend wrist band you get into the Vegas club free (exit 17 on I-43; North 2 miles :o...who said that?)
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: TommyG on September 02, 2005, 04:19:25 PM
oh yeah?  Just for that, you don't get to see Jen naked.....


She`s here now...I`ll tell her to get dressed ;D
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: PaulV on September 03, 2005, 06:23:47 AM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
emmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Vegas Club
emmmmmmmmmmmmmm

emmmmmmmmmmmmmm
all things being equal and after all
boys will truely be boys 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
unless, ofcoarse, their girls............. ;)

Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Super Dave on September 03, 2005, 06:54:10 AM
Another person that should have got Vansons....

http://www.vansonleathers.com
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Team-G on September 03, 2005, 10:20:06 AM
QuoteAnother person that should have got Vansons....

Speaking of Vansons, does anyone know how or where to get measured for a set?
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Super Dave on September 03, 2005, 09:13:04 PM
I think I'd trust Alexa and float her something for her experience in doing it right the first time.
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Team-G on September 05, 2005, 11:56:26 AM
QuoteI think I'd trust Alexa and float her something for her experience in doing it right the first time.

Thanks SD, I'll do that.
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: TommyG on September 05, 2005, 12:08:13 PM
Jesus SD!! You expect poor Alexa to measure up Gygax and live to tell about it?! Have you seen the pictures floating around from his B-day party?! :o That poor woman has no idea what you just sent her way...well...she might now! ;D
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Super Dave on September 05, 2005, 01:26:44 PM
LOL!

Dave...you better bring $$ then...lots of it...
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Team-G on September 05, 2005, 02:24:20 PM
QuoteThat poor woman has no idea what you just sent her way...well...she might now! ;D

This from a guy who had the tuxedo boy remeasure his inseam 74 times... :o
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: TommyG on September 05, 2005, 03:59:23 PM
DAVE THAT DOES IT!!! Everyone knows I`m just friends with the tuxedo boy! But now you`ve upset me!
PAGING MR. JEFF KUFALK!!!

I`m gonna need some help getting pictures off a camera phone and posting them here!
THAT`s RIGHT DAVE!!! WE GOT PICTURES!!! :o
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Jeff on September 06, 2005, 05:24:32 AM
send 'em to jeff@cbr600rr.com

They'll show up... (well, unless gygax can afford my tire bill for next season)
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: dylanfan53 on September 06, 2005, 06:47:06 PM
Get the popcorn...we're gonna have a show... 8)
Title: Re: These old bones
Post by: Team-G on September 07, 2005, 08:34:11 AM
QuoteThey'll show up... (well, unless gygax can afford my tire bill for next season)

You can have all my scrubs from '04; still have most of them.  As Tommy would say, I'm too slow to use the sidewalls anyway!