...plucked nose hairs by hand just to stay awake at the wheel? Uggggghhh............. :o
Quote...plucked nose hairs by hand just to stay awake at the wheel? Uggggghhh............. :o
Uh NO!!! ;D
Best way to stay awake is to try to visualize Rosie Odonnell nekkid. :o That will give you nightmares so bad you wont ever sleep again. ;D
Thanks guys...
251, you made my eyes water
Rob, you made them burn
Quote...plucked nose hairs by hand just to stay awake at the wheel? Uggggghhh............. :o
Funfact:
Driving sleepy is as dangerous, sometimes more so, than driving intoxicated.
QuoteFunfact:
Driving sleepy is as dangerous, sometimes more so, than driving intoxicated.
More fun fact.....
But its also entertaining to wake up in a city you have NO IDEA how you got there. ;D
QuoteMore fun fact.....
But its also entertaining to wake up in a city you have NO IDEA how you got there. ;D
...or when you "snap out of it" and realize you really can't recall driving the last 5 miles or so. Nose hair time... :o
No nose hair pulling to stay awake for me :o
I generally roll down the window and sing Christmas Carols...
Quote...plucked nose hairs by hand just to stay awake at the wheel? Uggggghhh............. :o
Yes...
For some reason eating sunflowers seeds does it for me?
QuoteFor some reason eating sunflowers seeds does it for me?
Did you know that sunflower seeds attract deer? :o ;D
QuoteDid you know that sunflower seeds attract deer? :o ;D
No Chris they dont. He attracts deer because he uses Buck Scent as aftershave. ;D
KC, did you get your banjo restrung yet? ;D
I just haul off and slap my face. No, not a little baby tap. I mean a real, leave your fingerprints on your face, slap. :D
The funny part is when someone sees you do it. :P
One awful Friday night trip to St Louis, Dave and I had both been awake for at least 30 hours when we left, but we were still trying to make the track before morning. Neither of us could stay awake. We were down to 15 minute stints, and that was getting us nowhere. I told Dave I could drive the last hour, but after forty minutes, I just couldn't do it. I was using both lanes and both shoulders to stay on the road. Twenty minutes from the track is a rest area. I pulled in and parked between two semis, leaving the engine running for heat. I reclined the seat and went to sleep, not bothering to wake Dave.
About ten minutes later, I awoke to a high-pitched scream! Dave landed in my lap, driving his ass off! I said, "Dave, we're parked...." He looked around, said, "Oh," crawled back to his side of the truck and went back to sleep....
Damn I can always count on a K3 post to crack me up. Been a bad week when it rains it pours and it is raining cats and dogs again today.
Thanks K3!
QuoteDamn I can always count on a K3 post to crack me up. Been a bad week when it rains it pours and it is raining cats and dogs again today.
Thanks K3!
So, has your house fallen in the hole yet, or did you get that taken care of? (Inquiring minds and all...)
You should hear Dave tell that story!
;D
QuoteOne awful Friday night trip to St Louis, Dave and I had both been awake for at least 30 hours when we left, but we were still trying to make the track before morning. Neither of us could stay awake. We were down to 15 minute stints, and that was getting us nowhere. I told Dave I could drive the last hour, but after forty minutes, I just couldn't do it. I was using both lanes and both shoulders to stay on the road. Twenty minutes from the track is a rest area. I pulled in and parked between two semis, leaving the engine running for heat. I reclined the seat and went to sleep, not bothering to wake Dave.
About ten minutes later, I awoke to a high-pitched scream! Dave landed in my lap, driving his ass off! I said, "Dave, we're parked...." He looked around, said, "Oh," crawled back to his side of the truck and went back to sleep....
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D