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Motorcycle Racing => Motorcycle Talk => Topic started by: Team-G on July 26, 2006, 05:08:19 PM

Title: If Harley built an airplane....
Post by: Team-G on July 26, 2006, 05:08:19 PM
Stole this from the WERA board; still laughing my ass off...(even tho I own one) :lmao:

"NO.....Honda is building a jet.

Hardley-Ableson would call it a jet and still put a pushrod,radial piston engine in it and call it the Evolution Revolution or some dumb shit like that. Then they would have to build one that was 1000 cubic inches to make it produce over 150hp. They would then paint it in the most horrible paint colors possible and ask 25 times what it is actually worth. Shortly after take off it would puke all the oil out of the motor, catch on fire and kill all onboard."
Title: Re: If Harley built an airplane....
Post by: TommyG on July 27, 2006, 08:37:57 PM
Dave, if you`re that bored maybe you should by a bike and RACE! :kicknuts:
Title: Re: If Harley built an airplane....
Post by: Jeff on July 27, 2006, 09:14:54 PM
but you'd still run out and buy one Gygax...
Title: Re: If Harley built an airplane....
Post by: Team-G on July 27, 2006, 11:25:53 PM
Quote from: TommyG on July 27, 2006, 08:37:57 PM
Dave, if you`re that bored maybe you should by a bike and RACE! :kicknuts:

Can't I borrow your old one?
Title: Re: If Harley built an airplane....
Post by: L8brake731 on July 30, 2006, 11:20:31 AM
Honda IS building a jet....... So I've read 8). Harley (Hardly) would still make money on the promotional stuff.
Title: Re: If Harley built an airplane....
Post by: EX_#76 on July 30, 2006, 11:36:40 AM
Quote from: L8brake731 on July 30, 2006, 11:20:31 AM
Honda IS building a jet....... So I've read 8). Harley (Hardly) would still make money on the promotional stuff.


Ya the T shirt would say "I survived Hardley Ablesons flight 001" and they would sell like hot cakes for $50.00 each
Title: Re: If Harley built an airplane....
Post by: L8brake731 on July 30, 2006, 02:37:24 PM
Lots of CHROME on the plane too :lmao:
Title: Re: If Harley built an airplane....
Post by: EX_#76 on July 31, 2006, 09:11:24 AM
Quote from: L8brake731 on July 30, 2006, 02:37:24 PM
Lots of CHROME on the plane too :lmao:

Black, Chrome, and an eagle.... plus fringes on the steering wheel
Title: Re: If Harley built an airplane....
Post by: weggieman on August 15, 2006, 09:46:54 PM
as my buddy at work calls them, and he rides one, chrome plated john deeres.